Fuck, I am sitting on the couch at my Aunties place which I am house sitting for 3 nights. It’s badass got the most intense view ever, coolest dog, free reign. But all my regular bros are busy with shit and I have no one to hang with, play xbox, eat junk, watch sick Movies. Please forward all your resume’s for being my bro to me. But seriously anyone reading this who wants to hang and isn’t a total douche face/ pedophile. 0407 036 018 :D
Random appearance in jack johnsons song. Fucking so win. Jack Johnson is gay and makes lame really boring music but film clip was so winnnnn.
How can one man provide so many luls.
soo like, I just got killed. But upon my death i epic launched a plasma grenande and it flew literally like superman styles across the map landed on a camper. WHo happened to be next to other campers and I got an Overkill + 4 Death From the Graves….
pretty much wanna make love to myself after doing it
I seriously question my choices in life. The main one of course being my avoidance of a girlfriend over the past year or so. Fuck probably 2+ years now. I haven’t totally removed my dealings with the better looking sex but after some dramatic previous altercations with girls I gave up the gun. So apart from this weekend just passed I had not kissed or done anything with a girlie in like 1 and a 1/2 years. Fuck that is slightly embarrassing, something which I am glad I can write here safely knowing NO ONE reads it. Fingers crossed I don’t start getting 11ty billion follower people cause I would probably neck myself hahahaha.
(LOL I just started second guessing if this posts on facebook or not)
Sometimes I just really really desire a special girl, you know those moments when your just like “fuuuuuuuuuuuck….” yeah well those pop up here and there. I lead a pretty full on life these days, always out somewhere at some race track or street scene snapping pics. I mean I spend a lot of time around dead set gorgeous promo girls, and I have never found it hard sweet talking girls. But Promo Models are promo models they are doing their job and I am not their to try and find a girlfriend. That and I would be pushing it to land with one of them…well so I thought but another day another story for that one.
I am looking forward to reading back on this in the future. To see how much I have changed since now. But I guess my whole “anti girlfriend regime” that I am pitching to my idiotic self all comes down the fact that I have possibly the worst choices in girlfriends. I honestly always chase the ones who I know deep down will crush me. Oh the stories that I have, maybe someday I will work up the courage to type them out in full, have never really been able to. Guess it’s a lot of built up emotion, that I never really let out. Never had anyone to let it out too. Tumblr: bringing out peoples pushed down insecurities since 2008. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
If there is some sort of Matchmaking System or Spawn point for the “i could marry you” type girls can someone direct me. I wonder if there are girls out there who have the same personality/interests as me…that shit would be epic as FUCK. But until I actually meet one they will always be Dragons. By far the coolest things ever but no proof they really existed. Somewhere, in this vast world there has to be that Golden Dragon…just for me :)
But for now it is the single life ftw, trying to make some heavy cash flow so I can live the lifestyle I always dreamed about as a kid. Build the house I have totally imagined in my head.
= epic win.
I fucking love just chilling not having to worry about ANYTHING and just enjoying life. Specially with Cheese and motherfuckin bacon balls. Cost me a $1 for this massive pack.